No bearskins and crimson tunics, no sabres drawn, no prancing, jet black stallions

Everything Trump Touches Dies. Elon should've taken note.

I dearly want to see him humiliated by being voted out ala Ol' Camphor Balls Howard .

To date the strategy has been to hope that things got worse...that our bad news would be their good news. Plus an occasional thought bubble.

Dutton will be Trump-lite but he's cautious, there's a definite limit to how much Trumpism Aussies will tolerate.

How is it that der Gruppenfritter is closing the gap in the preferred PM poll, which stands at 44:41?

Like all bullies though, he's a coward with a glass jaw. When the going gets a bit tough he disappears ala Scooter Morrison...

Is the LN/P adopting GOP dirty deeds and agitprop and looking to the MAGAt for inspiration?

The face of the USA, the one it will present to the world, will be that of a bloviating simpleton.

He's a physical manifestation of tourettes - Frankenstein's lab fugitive, charisma-free and aesthetically unpleasant.

I've been sensing pumpkin-coloured themes on many things Duddy for some time -

Who are the notable weirdos in Trump world with whom we can compare our own?