Politics

I see dud people

They may have dropped the constant, asinine, look-at-moi dress-ups of the moronic galoot but they've not abandoned the concept entirely.

Newscorp polishes the knob

The remnants of the Tories are now re-grouping under new management to reactivate the fear and loathing that is their default strategy.

The Tory talent pool

The L/NP machine is so invested in the grift, so committed to quackery and deceit that they won't change.

Papering over the crackpots

It will be interesting to watch how the Tories repackage their unsellable bunko brand as being a credible alternative government.

Cuddly Pete

Cuddly Pete Dutton - the re-imaging of a fascist-curious tuber by the Murdoch propaganda machine.

So long, and thanks for all the pish

Labor, the Greens and progressive independents have routed the bastards. It's a bright new day and I will now retire my ScoMo sledges.

Oh loathsome me

The focus groups have confronted him with an uncomfortable truth - he is a widely detested creep.

The Gaffer Tapes

It is not entirely clear to me when Smirko Morrison's re-election campaign jumped the shark....when did it all start to go wrong for Smirko?

Smirko flashes his nasty

There are any number of events that demonstrate his unfitness to serve in the role but there are standouts that expose his true character.

Not being Scott Morrison

There is no escape from the stage managed appearances of this smarmy pillock in one of his many ScoMo contrivances.

Obituary for a failure

An obituary in draft awaiting the removal of SloMo PM.

Dear Lord

Scotty's reply to God's email