Scotty's reply to God's email

An e.mail from God to Scotty.

Yeah, nah! Not a psycho Spud pulling the wings off butterflies - "I think I will, I think I won't...". You've got to feel for der...

John Howard - how this clusterfuck started God save the queen And bless all her palaces Johnny was stuck in a time-warped paralysis Back to the future is where we should be Chaplains in schools and WorkChoices macht frei Summers of cricket And white picket fences Bugging East Timor with no consequences Men at the coal face and women in kitchens God's in his heaven; to hell with Chris Hitchens The blacks should be grateful There'll be no notion of 'sorry' There's just bin nigh

There's a malodorous funk coming from The Lodge and the source is undeniable - a turd in hi-viz.

Watching the Tories squirm and panic was a highlight to an otherwise shitty year.

The Nazi potato and the suppression of dissent by a cabal of grifters and charlatans.

Scotty Two Thumbs' title as the most prolific liar in Oz politics can remain unchallenged.

Never one to forego an opportunity to big note himself Diddley was nevertheless a reluctant starter for the G20 and COP26.

Captain Scooter caved to the extortion of billions of other people's money - Nat tradition and Liberal habit.

The Christian coalifate and crime cartel is running rampant.

Smirko's omnifiascos have accumulated into an Abbottesque fustering of clucks but you've gotta admire his chutzpah.