CPAC 2026 was a Trumpy miserere of flabby-jowelled wealth fetishists, man-spreaders and those who dry their hair in a microwave oven. It did not go well for our hero.

The Exclusive Brethren's Elect Vessel fills in the missing bit of One Nation's Trumpism - Jesus's endorsement.

Imagine the Ginger Whinger wielding real power. Imagine the consequences.

The "natural party of government"™ is being outplayed by a ginger coiffed moron.

Hanson’s likeability dropped 11 points in a month following her National Press Club bleatings on 17 June wherein she sledged a goodly majority of people from immigrants and child care workers to climate scientists and the widely trusted ABC.

Imagine Australia's A$2.9 trillion economy under the stewardship of an innumerate imbecile.