Hanson's FAFO phase kicks in
- Jul 15
- 3 min read
You can't tie a bow on bullshit
The sideshow freaks of the RWNJ goat rodeo embrace Pauline™ as her wheels begin to wobble
Pauline Hanson and her consigliere/crime scene cleaner James Ashby flew to London this month for hands-down-trousers sessions with like-minded grievance peddlers, spivs, wingnuts and the spigots of bile of the global populist-right ecosystem; ironically, in the middle of a record-breaking heatwave.
Hanson proceeded to gazump fellow snollygoster Nigel Farage - huffily pointing out to the media that she's been an openly racist cunt well before Nige had learned to market his own odious personality. Farage's approval rating has plummeted to its lowest level since the UK general election amid the row over 𝖻̶𝗋̶𝗂̶𝖻̶𝖾̶𝗌̶ donations from chummy dodgy operators¹. In his then too-clever-by-half Clacton by-election diversion he is currently polling behind Count Binface, a man who wears a garbage bin on his head. Nige has a propensity to pop a gasket when such consequences are pointed out. Remind you of anyone?
¹$9.6 million donation from a crypto billionaire and gifts from a felon known as “Posh George”.
Cowboy Blob, One Nation's extravagantly-hatted treasury spokesdrunk and champion of the bush, the empurpled Rhubarnaby Joyce, who had joined the looney right Alliance for Responsible Citizenship conference in London earlier, noted that sharing ideas with Nazi Nige is a sensible step.
Rupert Lowe, an MP who was booted from Reform UK and created Restore Britain, a party further to the right of Nigel Farage’s was another to publicly enjoy and share the carefully crafted musings of the moronic ranga.
Nominative determinism may have been what the Tories had in mind when they anointed Liz Truss as their recovery from their disembowelling of Boris Johnson - a truss being a specialized compression garment designed to push protruding innards back into place. Hmm, yeah...bit of a tortured metaphor that - best to return to the well used lettuce snark. Outlasted by a cos, sunk by an iceberg, given the rocket and so forth. What is amusing is the level of self delusion of Truss's truly heroic, Trumpian lack of self-awareness, intellect, ability, judgement, knowledge, insight, introspection or foresight; and Hanson's recognition and embrace of a fellow cretin. Don't bother looking up the video of their shared podcast - there's more whine in it than in Dan Murphy's.
Stephen Yaxley-Lennon t/a Tommy Robinson is a high profile soccer hooligan and multiple felon with whom Hanson has shared racist underpinnings wrapped in a flag and retailed as nativist victimhood to spook the tremulous, manipulate the credulous and the determinately stupid and to incite the cookers and Nazi-adjacent. She's shouting it from the rooftops in case you weren't clear on One Nation's foundational one notion. (As an aside - Hanson began her political career in local government with a campaign to prevent the building of a library in Ipswich because she thought it was a waste of ratepayers’ money.)
Hanson’s likeability dropped 11 points in a month following her National Press Club bleatings on 17 June wherein she sledged a goodly majority of people from immigrants and child care workers to climate scientists and the widely trusted ABC. Her dance card populated with far right whackjobs will not improve her prospects. The latest Resolve Political Monitor poll shows One Nation support has dropped a further three points, the party’s third straight week of declining support.
But there's one big reason Hanson will crash and burn. She's a nasty, deeply stupid, gormless muppet. She's a fuckwit.
One thought on the Clacton contenders: the ‘establishment’ looks a bit different these days, doesn’t it? "Under fire over his recently exposed penchant for taking mental amounts of money and benefits from Thailand-based cryptophiliacs/convicted fraudsters and their mums, Nigel has decided to seek validation by asking the voters of Clacton to rule on him."
Marina Hyde in fine form. The Guardian UK
My name for Joyce is the Twat in the Hat
HaHaHaHa love it GG and so accurate, I needed a laugh this morning. As Michael (below) suggested you should be doing stand-up.😂😂😂
Another great read, thanks Grumpy.
As always, your analysis is spot on.
Your sense of humour is fantastic - you should be doing stand-up😆
Thanks Grumps, another special edition of sore ribs post reading. I was not aware of the LG campaign to prevent the library building in Fyshville. The Orange Roughy, or if you prefer, the Marmalade Menace, was brought undone by Get-Up and any sane person listening to her Press Club rantings. It was a shame that the press hardly put on a show at the Press Club, however, she did a bloody good job of a clean right hook to her mush and Get-Up did the rest. Thank God that the only sane and decent billionaire in the world, George Soros, supports Get-Up. From one George to Another, as the rusty taps would say: Sandshoe! And as a final salvo, the…
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