They don't belong in Opposition. They belong in the discards pile of too-offensive pub trivia questions.

They may have dropped the constant, asinine, look-at-moi dress-ups of the moronic galoot but they've not abandoned the concept entirely.

The remnants of the Tories are now re-grouping under new management to reactivate the fear and loathing that is their default strategy.

The L/NP machine is so invested in the grift, so committed to quackery and deceit that they won't change.

It will be interesting to watch how the Tories repackage their unsellable bunko brand as being a credible alternative government.

Cuddly Pete Dutton - the re-imaging of a fascist-curious tuber by the Murdoch propaganda machine.

Labor, the Greens and progressive independents have routed the bastards. It's a bright new day and I will now retire my ScoMo sledges.

The focus groups have confronted him with an uncomfortable truth - he is a widely detested creep.

It is not entirely clear to me when Smirko Morrison's re-election campaign jumped the shark....when did it all start to go wrong for Smirko?

There are any number of events that demonstrate his unfitness to serve in the role but there are standouts that expose his true character.

There is no escape from the stage managed appearances of this smarmy pillock in one of his many ScoMo contrivances.

An obituary in draft awaiting the removal of SloMo PM.