Grumpy Geezer

As with the Republicans, the L/NP modus operandi is the game of mates and as with the Republicans it has become shamelessly blatant.

At the 1 year anniversary of Scott Morrison's purchase of the election with hundreds of millions of dollars of stolen money Australia's Covid death toll hit 100.

What we have is the scorpion and the frog scenario (hint: we're the frog). Morrison cannot resist his inclinations.

This has been the biggest challenge we've faced since Dunkirk. Shovelling money to corporate pals under these new circumstances just needed some clever, new thinking.

First they came for the grannies. Then the handicapped, then the homeless and the unemployed. If you ever wondered about the type of person who could voluntarily shove others into a gas chamber then here they are. True evil.

Panicked into action, FauxMo and Co. have seen their beloved lifters-and-leaners feudalistic #Mefirst ideology founder, as useful as a concrete lifejacket.

Astute retail politician or sex pest? Urbane entrepeneur or grifter? Brylcreemed Jimmy Olsen or Howdy Doody?

The L/NP coagulation's existence is, and always has been, to function as the primary mechanism for their corporate chums to shovel public money into their private hands.

It has become apparent via the post-election rorting scandals that Brother Scott Morrison did not leave his electoral fortunes entirely in the hands of the Infinite Spirit.

No amount of re-imaging, spin, deflection, dissembling, humbug and lying can cover up for this nightsoilsman and his noisome product.

Morrison is prepared to surrender Australia's well-being to the interests of the voracious mining moguls and the disaster capitalists. It is his Brisbane Line.

Scotty from Marketing's covert desertion of an incinerating Australia in favour of a sun lounge and mai tais on a Waikiki beach during the bushfire crisis was an inevitable PR disaster.

Many will see the beginning of the end times for brother Skiddy as being marked by his clandestine abandonment of our burning country to flee to a beach chair on Waikiki.

Taxonomies are useful for understanding the relationships between species and their behaviours so I am somewhat surprised that there has been no scientific classification of the Tory family of organisms.