Hanson's Hero hits the skids
Umber One is number 2
Hanson loves "absolutely everything about Donald Trump” and thinks “all of his policies are fantastic”.
It has all turned to shit for BLOTUS, the rancid, gelatinous, glory whore.
The U.S. midterm elections have provided an enema; a step toward dislodging the orange turd.
Trump is characterised by all-consuming self-regard, grandiosity and compulsive lying. He's such a dedicated liar, so committed to the practice, that it has become automatic and it's so pervasive that it crowds out any possibility that an occasional truth may slip through undetected.
Hanson's tremulous quaver, the stammered malapropisms, the scanning for an exit whenever challenged, that look of fear in her eyes whenever the reality of the complexities of government register in her Ipswich chippy mindset—perhaps she admires the shameless aggression and the bluster of a fellow simpleton. Perhaps it's his despot ostentation or his talent for monetising the office of POTUS. Likely all of that but who can doubt that the foundational rapport is with Trump's overt racism?
There is no better metaphor for Trump's autofellating narcissism than his final day remarks ahead of the midterms—delivered at the Reflecting Pool no less. A vanity project where he, of course, suggested it may be re-named after himself— “We're giving serious thought to changing the name to the Trump Reflecting Pool.” You cannot script this Shakespeare-meets-Seinfeld-level absurdity.
Grace is not a personality feature that can be found within a day's drive of Donald Trump. Goodwill is for losers in the fetid grease-trap of Trump's amorality. He will not be taking the mid-term kicking at all well. He will not accept any of the blame despite inserting himself into the campaigning ("I'm asking everybody to pretend, just pretend that I'm on the ballot. Because in a way, I am on the ballot.") The fallout for his flunkies and fluffers will be post-election entertainment we can all enjoy—they will be among the ones he blames. They were insufficiently Trump.
This was a referendum on Donald Trump.
But the mid-term reckoning won't dull the shine for Pauline Hanson. What is the affinity that she has for Trump? A rectal cathetered, accordion-handed, be-moobed ignoramus with ridiculous adobe-themed stucco on his piggy-eyed face is a big step up for our sour, crepe-skinned, ignorant bigot who dropped out of school at 15. Her aesthetically unpleasant role model occupies the most powerful position on the planet. She's star-struck by a lump of congealed suet because Cheeto Benito hates who she hates. She's MAGA WFH.
The prostitution of the office of POTUS, the wide sweep of criminality, the bottomless greed and open corruption, the sleaze, the lying, the pettiness and vindictiveness, the whiny neediness and the betrayal of U.S. friends and allies to serve the interests of its enemies. Yet Hanson loves "absolutely everything about Donald Trump".
"It's wonderful to be in America with a re-energized strong and patriotic leader who has the best interest of his people at heart."
Pauline Hanson, Mar-a-Lago November 2025
At a rally in Tennessee Trump told the crowd: “I could say the stupidest things and you’d clap.” The audience clapped. This is Pauline Hanson.
Trump’s approval ratings are down to new lows of around 30%. One Nation's are at a new high of around 30%, an ironic nexus. That 30% for Hanson is ephemeral—to dissipate like fog as the ginger whinger gets closer scrutiny and the commonalities between the One Nation goat rodeo and the grippy sock vacation that is the Trump 𝖼̶𝗋̶𝗂̶𝗆̶𝖾̶ ̶𝖿̶𝖺̶𝗆̶𝗂̶𝗅̶𝗒̶ administration become too uncomfortable to be ignored. I eagerly await Hanson's response to the utter repudiation of her hero's party and her rejection of any implications for her own future.
Well said Grumpy! It's a Bluenami. Agent Orange and the Orange Roughy have been torched, scorched and consigned to the orange dustbin of history. Finally the voters of America have arisen from their lazy derrierres and shafted the Retrumplicans and lame ducked Donny. The Trump reign of terror is over. As I type, the Democrats have just taken control of Congress. hallefuckinglujah! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
It was reported Trump is holding a Watch Party in the White House. Don’s Party 2026 looks like turning out much better than the Don’s Party of 1969.