Farewell to The Turd. May his like be never seen again.

The jerk with the smirk embarrasses us and humiliates himself.

The messiah complex. Brother Scotty's weird grab for power.

Labor, the Greens and progressive independents have routed the bastards. It's a bright new day and I will now retire my ScoMo sledges.

The focus groups have confronted him with an uncomfortable truth - he is a widely detested creep.

There are any number of events that demonstrate his unfitness to serve in the role but there are standouts that expose his true character.

There is no escape from the stage managed appearances of this smarmy pillock in one of his many ScoMo contrivances.

An obituary in draft awaiting the removal of SloMo PM.

Scotty's reply to God's email

An e.mail from God to Scotty.

Yeah, nah! Not a psycho Spud pulling the wings off butterflies - "I think I will, I think I won't...". You've got to feel for der Gruppenfritter. Well, no you don't - the bloke's what an arsehole would be if arseholes had an arsehole, or in kinder parlance he's a fully cooked unit, so rather let's just have a chuckle at his dilemma - will he deploy an IED or will he hold off hoping Scooter goes full Campbell Newman . Spud can smell the blood in the water. Herr Shickletuber is

There's a malodorous funk coming from The Lodge and the source is undeniable - a turd in hi-viz.