It is so very, very difficult to not get spittingly angry when reading about the magnitude of incompetence, humbug, self-interest, greed, lying, obfuscation, meanness and unadulterated nastiness that characterises this LNP Coagulation that misrepresents itself as a government.
The disrespect, indeed the contempt that they hold for ethics, morals, trusted institutions and for you and me is breathtaking. These are the people who stand up for the harbourers of child sexual abusers; those harbourers who, cloaked in their godliness conspired to protect kiddy fiddlers.
They resist scrutiny of the spivs and urgers who infest the banks.
Yet they will spend our money in the many tens of millions to harass and silence those who serve the interests of others or who do not espouse their ideology of selfishness - the ABC, the unions, a Human Rights Commissioner, GetUp and charities and yet they deny, lie and deceive to protect the richest and most powerful organisations on the planet - organisations that have been shown to target the weak and vulnerable as routine practice yet are to be donated billions of our money as largess from their scumbag political mates.
And yet they obfuscate and delay the implementation of a federal integrity commission.
This is a "government" of smear and attack, of wedging and dog-whistling. They are beyond loathing. Following is an check-list of the ethics and standards of this clew of worms.
Ladies and gents, the LNP Ethics and Integrity Index
from The Lying Rodent through to Ol' Jellyback and ScumMo.
Barmy Joyce and the Watergate scandal
ScumMo and the $180M Christmas Island photo op scandal
Australia's debt now higher than all government debt combined since federation scandal
Libs fake news death tax scandal
Leaking of classified ASIO docs to The Austraian scandal
Christian Porter bus for a job scandal
Morrison's abandonment of ministerial accountability scandal
Michaelia Cash refusing a statement to the AFP scandal
Michaelia Cash $800k legal bill paid by taxpayers so she can avoid scrutiny scandal
Michael Keenan refusing a statement to the AFP scandal
HelloWorld Hockey scandal
HelloWorld Cormann scandal
Paladin scandal
Freedom Boy Tim Wilson's "enquiry" into franking credits scandal
Murray/Darling water scandal
LNP sham anti-corruption scandal
L/NP MPs refusal to agree to the Fitzgerald Principles of good governance scandal
Steve Martin $500,000 office upgrade scandal
Andrew Broad scandal
Tax payer funding of coal-fired power stations scandal
Hughes pre-selection scandal
Border potection hypocrisy scandal
Data decryption scandal
Federal ICAC "fringe issue" scandal
Protecting religious discrimination against LGBTs scandal
Paris climate accords accounting trick scandal
Senate filibustering on Nauru kids scandal
ScumMo's Queensland Blunder Bus scandal
Relocating Australia's embassy to Jerusalem thought-bubble scandal
Stuart Robert internet bill scandal
Opera House advertising scandal
Ignoring the IPCC report scandal
Bullying of MPs scandal
Nobbling the Walker Enquiry scandal
Sausage Rolls Craig Kelly's MH17 scandal
Trevor Ruthenberg's false medal claims scandal
Prosecution of the Nauru bugging scandal whistle-blowers scandal
Nauru bugging scandal
Super Saturday/Labor conference date clash scandal
Vote to sell the ABC scandal
Call for scrapping the GST on super yachts scandal
Greg Hunt abuse of Katherine mayor scandal
Resisting an RC into the banks scandal
RC into child sexual abuse scandal - "Julia Gillard announcing an in-principle royal commission into child sexual abuse, a panicked Tony Abbott falling into line" The Australian
RC into political opponents/abuse of democracy scandal
Resisting the establishment of a federal integrity commission scandal
Gagging of charities scandal
$444 million grant to the Great Barrier Reef Foundation scandal
Energy companies overcharging $400M scandal
Climate change denial scandal
Direct Action cash handout to polluters scandal
Andrew Hastie scandal
Live exports scandal
John Lloyd IPA emails scandal
Airports identity checks scandal
Raising the pension age to 70 scandal
Pay Day Lending crackdown backdown scandal
Border Farce's Melbourne goon squad scandal
Marcus Bastiaan & the Mormon putsch scandal
Emma Alberici witch hunt scandal
CSIRO funding cuts scandal
ABC funding cuts scandal
Elite private schools funding scandal
Monash Forum scandal
Monkeypod Room scandal
Gina Reinhard Recycling Centre for disgraced Tories scandal
Au pair visas scandal
$4 p.h. internship scandal
Sharia style corporal punishment scandal
Malcolm's $40,000 donation scandal
Mal's $5 donation to a homeless guy photo-op scandal
Sabotage of the NBN scandal
Budget Emergency scandal
Mal's personal fibre-to-the-home NBN and rooftop solar scandal
$30M gift to Murdoch scandal
$900M payout to Murdoch scandal
Fiona Nash/Alastair Furnival healthy foods web site shut down scandal
IPA to-do list scandal
Liberal-IPA links scandal
Nobbling the ABC scandal
Lack of women MPs scandal
Propertied pollies claiming they can live on $40 per day scandal
Exploiting refugees for political gain scandal
One Nation preference deal in WA scandal
Politicisation of the public service scandal
Kathy Jackson scandal
Morrison's delay on asylum seekers' security checks scandal
Corporate tax dodging scandal
Slit her throat scandal
MDB water theft scandal
AWU raids scandal
NBN raids scandal
David De Garis scandal
Simon Birmingham "TAFE is subsidised basket weaving" scandal
John Kerr/Betty Windor correspondence cover-up scandal
Roman Quaedvlieg leg-over scandal
Scared Melbourne diners scandal
Gold Coast fund raising scandal
Casualisation of the work force scandal
Missing filing cabinet scandal
Luggage lift at The Lodge scandal
South African farmers scandal
Dutton's apology boycott scandal
Julie Bishop's can't work with a NZ Labour government scandal
Nigel Hadgkiss scandal
Sale of Darwin ports to the Chinese scandal
Andrew Robb's Chinese job scandal
Robb's pledged removal of the need for trade qualification accreditation for Chinese tradies scandal
TPP sacrifice of sovereignity scandal
Poor people don't drive scandal
If you want to own a house get a better job scandal
Arfer Sinodonos and the Australian Water Holdings scandal
Operation Spicer scandal
Nobbling ICAC scandal
Mirabella's hospitals for votes scandal
DIPB/Transfield tender scandal
North Sydney Forum scandal
Susssan Ley's investment property inspection scandal
Lobster with a mobster scandal
Border Farce's Melbourne goon squad scandal
Abbott's $80M kangaroo court scandal
Abbott's leaking of national security documents scandal
Abbott's Ditch The Witch scandal
Abbott/Credlin "carbon tax" lie scandal
Abbott's Sir Phil scandal
Abbott's 'try before you buy' employment scheme scandal
Abbott's No cuts to education, no cuts to health, no change to pensions, no change to the GST, and no cuts to the ABC or SBS scandal
Abbott's $4.3M spin-doctors scandal
Abbott's daily announceables scandal
Abbott's sleazy wink scandal
Abbott's ironing housewives scandal
Abbott's women aptitudes, abilities and interests scandal
Abbott's sex is a man’s right to demand scandal
Abbott's captain's calls scandal
Abbotts climate change is crap scandal
Abbott travel expenses scandal
Abbott too pissed to vote scandal
Abbott's troops to the Ukraine scandal
Abbott's Putin shirt-front scandal
Abbott's G20 embarrassment scandal
Abbott's attack of the Garnaut Report scandal
Abbott's attempted de-listing of Tasmanian world heritage forests scandal
Abbott's "shit happens" scandal
Abbott's strangling of Whyalla scare scandal
Captain Catholic and his RU486 scandal
Captain Catholic and his Gardasil scandal
10 flags Tony's death cult fear campaign scandal
Abbott's character reference for pedophile priest John Nestor scandal
Bjorn Lomborg funding scandal
Dutton's Pacific Island inundation jokes scandal
On-water matters secrecy scandal
Denial of medical help to refugees scandal
Niki Savva's The Road To Ruin expose scandal
Monash Forum scandal
AGL-Liddell interference scandal
Dyson Heydon Liberal fundraiser scandal
Fitzgerald integrity principles scandal
Julie Bishop Glorious Foundation scandal
Penalty rates abolition scandal
Sale of $350M Vales Point for $1M scandal
NSW ICAC Liberal Party bribery scandal
Cash's ooops i forgot my $1.4M investment property scandal
Cash's name names scandal
Operation Spicer scandal
Parakeelia scandal
Sydney light rail cost blow out scandal
Sydney stadiums scandal
Powerhouse Museum relocation scandal
Destruction of 330 130 year old Moreton Bay figs scandal
Destruction of heritage properties scandal
Greyhound racing scandal
Sirius Building sale scandal
Bruce Billson scandal
Construction industry deaths scandal
Troy Bell scandal
Boswell seat sniffing scandal
Mal Brough Big Red Box scandal
Free Enterprise Foundation scandal
People smuggler bribes scandal
Eight By Five scandal
Ghost water payments scandal
AWB scandal
Children overboard scandal
Julie Bishop Glorious Foundation scandal
Starving the information commissioner of resources scandal
Malcolm Turnbull's personal fibre-to-the-home NBN connection and solar panels scandal
Tudge's release of personal information scandal
Cashless welfare card scandal
Free Enterprise Foundation donations scandal
Morrison's Liberal pre-selection ballot scandal
Bell Group scandal
NSW power grid sell-off scandal
Bottle of Grange scandal
Fishermans Bend redevelopment scandal
Damian Mantach scandal
Eric Abetz and the Channel Highway Land Deals scandal
Eric Abetz and the Ta Ann/Abdul Taib Mahmud/Najib Razak links scandal
Downer's Huawei board membership conflict of interest scandal
Abetz cleaners' wage reduction scandal
Stuart Robert’s China dealings scandal
Millenium Forum - Mafia figures donations to a NSW Liberal Party fundraising vehicle scandal
Treasurer for sale scandal
Indue Pty Ltd Welfare Card program - a LNP rort for the benefit of the Liberal and National Parties and their members, donors and supporters scandal
Tony Abbott and Chinese Communist Party-aligned Huang Xiangmo scandal
Rolex watches scandal
Family Values Barmy Joyce's baby scandal
Barmy's $150k leave-us-alone book deal scandal
Barmy's $60k donation of tax payer money to Gina Rinehart’s National Agriculture Day scandal
Barmy's $40,000 cheque from Gina scandal
Barmy's sexual harassment accusations scandal
Barmy and the water theft scandal
Barmy's free-rent scandal
Barmy's APVMA relocation pork barrelling scandal
Barmy's inland rail/property purchase conflict scandal
Barmy's Narrabri CSG conflict scandal
Barmy's Vikki Campion re-deployment scandal
Barmy-Campion expenses hush-up scandal
Barmy questions paternity of his new sprog scandal
Barmy's degradation of live exports protections scandal
Barmy's doctoring of Hansard scandal
Barmy's $100 lamb roast scare scandal
Agriculture department secretary Paul Grimes sacking scndal
Cash's doctored transcript scandal
George Brandis and the Justin Gleeson scandal
George Brandis and the bookcases scandal
George Brandis bribe the Human Rights Commissioner with a new job scandal
George Brandis crony appointments to the AAT scandal
Meta-data retention scandal
Abuse of the HR Commissioner scandal
Ian MacDonald: I didn't read the HRC report scandal
Money for mates Dyson Heydon scandal
Choppergate scandal
Bronnie Bishop's biased speakership scandal
Slippergate scandal
Hyderabad wedding scandal
Frances Abbott scholarship scandal
Christopher Pyne and the Corinthia Hotel changing room scandal
Stuart Roberts mining links scandal
School chaplain funding scandal
Jamie Briggs fondle-a-public-servant scandal
Tudge's release of personal details scandal
Robodebt scandal
Jobs for the boys (and girls) scandal
Contempt of court scandal (Hunt, Sukkar, Tudge)
$55M Cambodian resettlement scandal
Dennis Jensen's dirty book scandal
Merc Shoppingtown's political donations scandal
LNP propaganda disguised as public service announcements scandal
Costello's fire sale of Australia's gold reserves scandal
Utegate scandal
Turnbull's $10M rain-making scandal
Other references
Prime Minister Scott Morrison’s proven failure as PM versus Bill Shorten’s dirty laundry: kangaroocourtofaustralia.com
Jewels Bishop & Wang Yi at the G20 summit
Wang Yi: "Bejabbers! I thought that was my twice-cooked duck."