The ginger minger's been snorting the chicken salt again
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Hanson says she is ready to lead the country, form government*
Is being untethered from reality a Trumpian marketing ploy, or is this simply another manifestation of the imbecility of a deluded simpleton who remains untroubled by the burdens of either wit or intelligence?
Prior to Drunkerby's treachery One Nation was a triumvirate of Hanson, Hanson's carry-on luggage Malcolm "the living soul" Roberts, and chief of staff James Ashby as her Rasputin. Ashby may have had a word to the wise in her shell-like - Hanson recanted on her PM derangement, commenting to Sky News that she's now not interested in forming a government - "I don't want any ministerial positions, I want to remain completely independent & judge the legislation that's been put up". (The living soul was unavailable for comment being busy granting favours in exchange for first born children¹.)
Perhaps someone had amped Pauline's Ladies Own selfie stick to 11, perhaps it was the rarefied air in Big Vag's Gulfstream or, more likely, her breathtaking hubris was aroused by the accumulation of support from disaffected Libs and ex-National voters at the cooker end of the nut job bell curve who are pumping her poll numbers. Can you imagine this poisonous, vacuous harpy, this pig ignorant and defiantly stupid purveyor of grievance and hate being in the big chair?
Q: Well - Donald Trump? Nigel Farage? And both are worse than Hanson.
A: Trump is a historical aberration. An orange-stuccoed Caligula, herr Schicklgruber without the fascist dress up aesthetic, an anomalous Il Douche. Farage is just a horse-faced chancer.
Q: But Trump got elected. Twice. Farage's Reform UK holds a clear poll lead over Labour and Farage is seen as most likely to "have what it takes to be a good PM"². So what's to stop Pauline?
A: Trump is poison in Oz. Spud's lean in to Trump blew up in his lugubrious face. Hanson on Trump: “I like Trump. I like his policies and I think we’re on the same page.” And at his Florida Despot el Rancho: "It's wonderful to be in America with a re-energised, strong, and patriotic leader who has the best interest of his people at heart." FFS!
Farage exploits a John Bull nostalgia for a green and pleasant land of past glories, grandeur and achievement flavoured with the Poms' suspicion of foreigners. He's the beneficiary of disillusion with a corrupted and dysfunctional Tory party and a useless Labour government. Oh...and overt racism of course. He's a closer analogue for Hanson than is Trump and she lays on the hyperbolic, populist twaddle accordingly:
“But now we have an Australian government which puts the interests of terrorist states, authoritarian regimes, foreign migrants, trans activists, environmental extremists, and corrupt union bosses before the interests of the Australian people."
“We don’t want the socialist nightmare Albanese and Labor have planned for us.’’
Hanson, CPAC 2025 at Mar-a-Lago
Pauline's also sweet on Trump's handler:
"I think he (Putin) is a strong man and I think what I was reading is about 97 per cent of people in his country respect him as a leader for their nation..". "Even the people here in Australia were saying, 'I wish we had a leader like that here, I wish someone would stand up and fight for this country'. That's what the people expect."
The lipsticked dipstick is now cheerleading for Australia's active participation in Trump's monumental Iran clusterfuck. Dust bunnies are smarter than this deeply, deeply stupid woman. She gives 'no-brainer' a whole new meaning. This fuckwit having any say in government is a Joh-for-Canberra cooker fantasy.
Trying to pigeonhole One Notion supporters is like catching fog with a sock. There's major miner Big Vag, Murdoch's leg humpers, Trumpers, flag shagging "proud Aussie patriots", has beens, never weres, never will bes, neo-Nazi residue, upskirters and family values wife beaters. One Notion just rehired a convicted rapist to run their entire federal election campaign and their candidate for the seat of Adelaide is wanted in Britain after failing to attend court while charged with a sexual offence. All of this is reportedly the basis for a viable, major political party fronted by a cartoonish shrew with the face of a rat poison taste tester.
The querulous, bleating grievances, the vapid, populist easy fixes and her out and proud racism do not deter the disenfranchised according to the polls and the pundits. But how are her drain-the-swamp MAGA redux conceits working out on planet Oz?
"...they are taking votes from those who feel ill served, ignored or rejected by the major parties, and they’re voting for change, any change.”
Resolve pollster Jim Reed. 16 March 26
One Notion has 1 seat in the 150 seat House Of Representatives courtesy of Drunkerby's defection. They've got a blowie in a microwave's chance of winning much in metro/urban seats and they face a fight with independents, Nats and a RWNJ burley bucket of Clive Palmer's re-animated UAP, Family First, Libertarians, Shooters Fishers and Farmers, KAP, and Gerard Rennick’s People First.
Then too One Notion's durability is that of a marshmallow crash helmet:
"More than two-thirds of all elected One Nation members have left the party before the end of their term." "In the last 27 years, two-thirds of the party's elected members have defected after election." ABC Election Analyst Antony Green
"Since the party’s inception until 2023, out of 36 One Nation representatives at state and federal level, only seven have lasted long enough to face re-election." The Conversation.
16 One Notion candidates have been elected to the Queensland parliament - 12 of them resigned from the party in their first term. In NSW four were elected, one was expelled from the party and the other three resigned.
Craig "cray cray" Kelly, Fraser "final solution" Anning, Brian Burston, "Biff" Latham, Bernie Fin, Cory Bernardi - a starter pack for party balloon animals and just some of the jetsam that has washed up on One Notion shores. She's been mimicking the orange man by recruiting window lickers.
And now there's a Les Patterson absurdity in Driza-Bone as Hanson's prize acquisition. Teeth like croutons thrown at a bowl of borscht, verandah-brimmed hat, performative outrage, nonsensical proclamations from a fatuous ultracrepidarian - welcome aboard Drunkerby, the purveyor of rustic nostrums for all that ails us. Hanson's judgement captured in one beer-stained, shambolic, bloviating package. This polarising guy's mission is to broaden One Notion's appeal and to take over post-Hanson as the leader of an alternative government and hence possible prime minister? Pass the Kool-Aid - the Rupster's myrmidons are way ahead of it:
The Nationals have abandoned the bush to big ag and the miners. The Libs are a discredited, dysfunctional rabble - determined to weaponise any issue without offering any solutions. Even Labor with a huge majority has, under Spineless Castrato, abandoned any ambitions for structural reforms and has moved decidedly rightwards. Laudable independents have stepped into the breach in metro electorates (and Helen Haines in regional Indi) leaving most regions to the carrion feeders.
The test for a resurgent One Notion comes with the SA election results.
How did the Coalition, particularly the Libs, get to a point where the clown car contents that is One Nation became a viable opposition? The reasons are many and varied but look at the Tories, state and federal, and identify more than a handful who are worth feeding.
A former MP convicted of serious drug offences, another charged with domestic violence, and one jailed for theft and they say they’re tough on crime. No, not One Nation but the SA Libs. This explains why many SA Lib voters feel homeless, but why then default to an alternative where that same scenario would not be exceptional?
The Lib's idiotic preferencing of One Nation simply gives the oiks credibility. Nevertheless One Nation is a protest vote that has a short shelf life. What we can look forward to is the inevitable implosion of the bouncy castle as punters wake up that whinging is no substitute for competent governance.
¹An oblique reference to the diminutive weirdo Rumpelstiltskin, not paedophilia
²Ipsos Political Monitor 5-11 March 2026.