"Fair dinkum mate" I heard on the news
A bloody big bus was out for a cruise
Painted on the sides in big bolded type
Was ScoMo's latest slogan
A load of old tripe
ScoMo's new image was there to be seen
Across parts of Queensland where he'd never before been
The locals were puzzled "Who the fuck is that prat?"
The answer was prompt, it came quickly back
"We don't really know him, that twat in the hat"
A pie in his one hand, a beer in his other
But a dinkum true blue is what we would druther
Not a second rate ad-man, and try-hard at that
Shouting and ranting and denying the facts
We don't really like him, that twat in the hat
"Just one bloody moment" came a cry from the back
"I've come a long way down that dusty bush track"
"I'm the real deal - a rustic wombat''
The purple-faced pisshead pushed his way to the front
"If you're after fair dinkum then I'm the twat in a hat"
The malignant monsignor from Manly: Abbottageddon
The Undead - haunting the House under the hill
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