Trump-thesaurus. Build your word power.
Donald Trump has been called many things - he is after all the biggest and easiest target on the planet. One irony, amongst many, is that such an aggressively offensive bully is so thin-skinned; the US's Idiot In Chief is a cry-baby. Perhaps that's not ironic - all bullies are sooks and cowards after all.
A real irony though is that Vlad's cock holster was mentored by the egregious Roy Cohn whose infamy includes sending Julius and Ethel Rosenberg to the electric chair in 1953 for spying for the Russians. Could it possibly come true that Trump will get charged with treason for collaborting with Russians? Karma indeed. I will keep my shadenfreude on hold for now.
Given Trump has proven to be so unbelievably awful for so many reasons it can be a challenge to decide on just the right word(s) to capture a particular context or nuance of his character or behaviour. So I researched a few words and phrases used to describe Trump from about the place for reference (you're welcome). These are additional to the well-used standards such as practiced liar, sex offender, neurotic narcissist, bigot, cheat and grifter.
Anus tangerinus
Individual 1 / Spetic Tank 1
Citrus Caligula
Herr Gröpenfuhrer,
Individual 1
Agent Orange
Doofus Maximus
BLOTUS
Ginger raccoon with all the appeal of scrotum rash and the gravitas of navel lint.
Couch cushion detritus
Cockwomble
Shit-gibbon
Balanitus
Sitzpinkler
Turd tabogganist
Greed-obsessed plutocrat
Septurating pustule
Retarded fuckgibbon
Orange-tinted urinal cake
Golden showeree
Servile suckhole and stooge to tyrants and murderers
Vlad's doxy
Vlad's fellating flunky / knob-gobbler
Cat-arsed pouty-mouth
Puerile, monosyllabic addlepate
Defiantly ignorant fuckstick
Sun-lamped orange globule
Mango-tinted raccoon. Seriously, what is it with those white circles around his squinted eyes? Given he'd spend so much time looking at himself what is he seeing?
Dysfuntional narcissist
Blowhard, braggart, blatherskite, swaggering windbag
Graceless boor
Delusional demonstration of the Dunning-Kruger effect
Man-boobed man-baby
Jack-o-lantern in a yellow fright wig
UPPERCASE nutcase
Bloviating huckster
Mueller fodder
Prisoner-in-Chief in waiting
Monosyllabic mango who was outsmarted by an umbrella
Spittoon scrapings
Cretin in a comb-over
Trumplethinskin
Goon, lout, fakir
Ranting raving racketeer
Poisonous poltroon
Ludicrous tangerine ballbag
Panty crust
Gibbering genital wart
Bloated bovine ballsack
Worst case scenario
Blob The Builder
Jackass Whisperer
Chubby Chekov
Humpty Numpty
Forrest Trump
IQ45
Why should we care way down here in the Antipodes? This loon has the launch codes and a short fuse that's why. And our own right-wing, swivel-eyed crazies think he's a great role model - they admire his lack of morality and empathy and want to replicate his idiocies here.
Should anyone think that Trump deserves respect - he doesn't. The office he holds does even as he demeans it and the country it represents. As an individual Trump has earned nothing but contempt. If there's a negative aspect of human nature that he has not clearly shown then I can't think of it. There's a good chance the man is insane. There's no other excuse for this egregious shoe-scraping.
