Contains spleen venting , sweary snark directed at the bugsplatter masquerading as our politicians. 

The feckless goobers, pooners, gobshites, grifters and jesus shoppers swaddled in cant and humbuggery as they jostle at the trough should be recognised for their unswerving dedication to ruining our planet in service to their own greasy-palmed wealth interests and those of their rapacious corporate masters.  

To offset the bile and in recognition of life’s positives I like to riff on music, motorbikes, travel and the upsides of being a geezer. 


Please note: I am aware I almost always abuse alliteration. And adjectives. Split infinitives their uses have.

Random blowie concept copied from Gadfly, The Saturday Paper . Images on this blog commonly sourced from the interwebs. If unattributed it's because i couldn't identify the original source.

21 Dec 2018

Coolness is a subjective quality. Claiming to be an arbiter of what is cool is a fraught exercise, being open to accusations of complete wankerdom. Well, starting a blog is pretty self-indulgent, so "guilty your honour".

17 Dec 2018

The Hand Shandies was formed from the remnants of Rotten Johnny & The Pistol Whippers after little Johnny's faeces flinging antics pushed audiences' grudging sufferance too far.

12 Dec 2018

Upon reaching the milestone of formal old age, 65, I was gifted, separately, two copies of Richard Glover's The Land Before Avocado, an amusing but at the same time irritating revisit of 60s and 70s Australia. The book is a hybrid of humour and hectoring.

Craig "Hugh Jarse" Kelly. This bloated, bovine-brained furniture salesman has proven to be so egregious that even his local Party members loathe the prick.

3 Dec 2018

Profile: Scott John Morrison FauxMo, SloMo, Smirko, Scummo but favours ScoMo as a rather piss-weak and wholly transparent attempt at image management; a  schmo with no mojo.

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