You've reached rock bottom

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Contains spleen venting , sweary snark directed at the bugsplatter masquerading as our politicians. 

The feckless goobers, pooners, gobshites, grifters and jesus shoppers swaddled in cant and humbuggery as they jostle at the trough should be recognised for their unswerving dedication to ruining our planet in service to their own greasy-palmed wealth interests and those of their rapacious corporate masters.  

To offset the bile and in recognition of life’s positives I like to riff on music, motorbikes, travel and the upsides of being a geezer. 

 

Please note: I am aware I almost always abuse alliteration. And adjectives. Split infinitives their uses have.

Random blowie concept copied from Gadfly, The Saturday Paper . Images on this blog commonly sourced from the interwebs. If unattributed it's because i couldn't identify the original source.

22 Jun 2018

Social media, the smart phone and celebrity culture has enabled and encouraged the narcissist - the poseurs, those who profess to have 762 Facetube friends

15 Jun 2018

Synchronised swimming, Mormonism, Rosé wine, Vegetable spinners, Crocs, Fox News (sic), The Robin Reliant, Donald Trump's hair. Donald Trump, Anal bleaching, Wearing braces on trousers with belt loops, Watching a live performance through a phone screen...

15 Jun 2018

No doubt there will still be some folks like me appreciating a journey for its own sake and loving the mastery of a machine, who revel in the thrill of a fast sweep through the arc of an open road and who are not in constant thrall to a fucking screen. We have the motorcycle.

10 Jun 2018

Nothing says "i have retained my don't-give-a-fuck attitude " more than does the geezer wardrobe and an indifference to its deployment. Indifference is the key factor - loose Speedos at the beach with one exposed testicle? Codger!

7 Jun 2018

These days if you own a motorcycle you're likely to also have multiple other interests - mountain biking, skiing, boating, pilates, blogging. The motorbike is just another hobby whereas it was once more of a commitment.

1 Jun 2018

There are characteristics of stereotypical geezerdom that I cheerfully accept as I slide into old age.  Unsolicited maudlin reminiscing, wearing a hat while driving, a shambling monopolisation of pedestrian space and unkemptness

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